Monday, November 21, 2005

Notable Conversations

Thursday
Me: "Hey Bob, where have you been" -at this point he is calling on his cell phone, he has already missed one meeting with a client.
Bob: "I've been at my daughter's school all morning, she got in some trouble today."
Me: "So, are you on your way to the office?"
Bob: "Well - I'd much rather stay here with all the high school girls..."

----------later that day-----------
Person in the lunchroom: "Bob, I hear your daughter had some trouble at school today, what happened?"
Bob: "She allegedly said something. Now, I don't think she said it. If she did say it, then it was very inappropriate and she deserves this suspension. However, if she did say it, then it was accurate."
Friday
Martha: "I'm on my way out... Any big plans for this weekend?"
Me: "I'm spending the weekend in New York"
Martha: "OOoooh THAT sounds fun! Whereabouts?"
Me: "Well, my boyfriend lives in Brooklyn, that's why I'm going."
Martha: "Oh... I'm SO glad you have a boyfriend"
Me: "Me too."

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