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From: Laura X
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 3:49 PM
To: Robert J
Subject: important news
Christie Brinkley’s husband Peter Cook, had an affair with an 18 year-old. I’m pretty sure she’s kicking herself for keeping the Total Gym™ at home for him in the rec room. Clearly, it worked better than she had anticipated.
In related news, Chuck Norris’s newfound devotion to Jesus won’t stop him from sending a prayer and a roundhouse kick to Cook. As the tattoo on his Norris’ enormous left calf states “If you mess with Brinkley, you’re messing with me.”
Smile!
Dorfmaca
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From: Robert J.
Sent: Wednesday, July 19, 2006 3:56 PM
To: Laura X
Subject: RE: important* news
Thanks for the update.
There is no such thing as TMI when it comes to Christie and Chuck. But are you sure that Chuck’s tattoo doesn’t refer to David Brinkley of NBC news fame. Chuck is a bona fide news junkie as evidenced by the socially conscious messages delivered via Walker, Texas Ranger.
Sorry I can’t do additional research now to contribute meaningfully to this dialogue. But I’ll keep my eyes peeled.
Thanks for the update.
There is no such thing as TMI when it comes to Christie and Chuck. But are you sure that Chuck’s tattoo doesn’t refer to David Brinkley of NBC news fame. Chuck is a bona fide news junkie as evidenced by the socially conscious messages delivered via Walker, Texas Ranger.
Sorry I can’t do additional research now to contribute meaningfully to this dialogue. But I’ll keep my eyes peeled.
posted by LauraDorf @ 4:10 PM
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